

Why is the flag upside down?
The upside down flag is an international sign of distress.
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David's Answer
About Father's Occupation
<> The following hypothetical
classroom situation is bound to happen once J.A.I.L. passes in South Dakota. NICE!>
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David was in his 5th grade class when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some coloring, and took David aside to
ask him, >
"Is that
really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He's a South Dakota Circuit Judge, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Ha!
Bill
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